- Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
- Me: don't
- Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
- Uterus: hardly any breaks??
- Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
- Uterus: if something were to
- Uterus: happen
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
biting ur cheek
"um how did you find out i unfollowed you"